COLD WEATHER UPDATE

TEMPERATURE
THEM
US
+60
Floridians turn on the heat; Minnesotans plant gardens
+50
Californians shiver uncontrollably; People are sunbathing in Duluth
+40
40 above zero: Import cars won't start; Minnesotans drive with sunroof open 40 above zero: Import cars won't start; Minnesotans drive with sunroof open
+32

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker
+20
20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas, wool hats, and mittens; Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt 20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas, wool hats, and mittens; Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt
+15
15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat; Minnesotans have one last cookout before it gets cold. 15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat; Minnesotans have one last cookout before it gets cold.

0

Zero: People in Miami all die; Minnesotans close the windows

Zero: People in Miami all die; Minnesotans close the windows
-10
10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico; Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage. 10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico; Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage.
-25
25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates: Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door. 25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates: Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.
-40
40 below zero: Washington, DC finally runs out of hot air; People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors. 40 below zero: Washington, DC finally runs out of hot air; People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
-100
100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; Minnesotans get upset because the mini-van won't start. 100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; Minnesotans get upset because the mini-van won't start.
-460
460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale. People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff for ya?" 460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale. People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
-500
500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late. 500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.

60 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat; Minnesotans plant gardens

50 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably; People are sunbathing in Duluth

40 above zero: Import cars won't start; Minnesotans drive with sunroof open

32 above zero: Distilled water freezes. The water in Bemidji gets thicker

20 above zero: New Mexicans don long johns, parkas, wool hats, and mittens; Minnesotans throw on a flannel shirt

15 above zero: New York landlords finally turn on the heat; Minnesotans have one last cookout before it gets cold.

Zero: People in Miami all die; Minnesotans close the windows

10 below zero: Californians fly away to Mexico; Minnesotans dig their winter coats out of storage.

25 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates: Girl Scouts in Minnesota still selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero: Washington, DC finally runs out of hot air; People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; Minnesotans get upset because the mini-van won't start.

460 below zero: All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale. People in Minnesota can be heard to say, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

500 below zero: Hell freezes over. Minnesota public schools open 2 hours late.